am i the only one who has kids who...
(when i say "kids", i mean phoenix and tyler.)
1. tear up the window blinds, so that when i am ready to crash out on the couch for a nap at 2 pm, i lay down to what could easily be mistaken as the light at the end of the tunnel?
2. turn any piece of paper into confetti? i could bag it up and sell it but then i may be arrested for child labor. that would be my luck.
3. can't wash their hands like a normal human? it's like rosemary shanahan did a cannonball in our bathroom sink. sweet cheesus, it's ridonculous!
4. fight over something that shouldn't be a fight? "mommy is not 41 and why should it matter to your little self anyways?" there should not be an argument there. this was a serious one folks! it resorted to pushing and screaming. this isn't the first time either. remember the one about elmo and the one about the frog?
5. play with every toy at once? their room is a total explosion of toys every day as if someone came in with a warrant for barbie's arrest and had to hunt her down. or it could have been a total toy story party. i did see a lot of "confetti" in there!
do you have a phoenix and tyler?
