the reason behind my insanity

let me just start off by saying...

i love this little munchkin. 
i love her from here to the moon and back plus some.

however,

i may take up heavy drinking to relieve the anxiety she often times causes me.

she truly has me figured out.  she knows that after 10 times of explaining that barbie prefers her head to stay on and that toys are not purchased for her to tear up within hours of said purchase, and expressing my sad disappointment in her for dipping barbie's headless body in the toilet, i pretty much give up. which allows her to then color all over barbie's legs with the permanent marker i was just using, but has mysteriously disappeared, and have now been searching high and low for for over 10 minutes, without me nagging her.

yep! that's her!

and YES, that is how it is ALL THE TIME!

and no form of punishment, except maybe a nasty beating that i am not willing to dish out, works. 

i tried telling her that i was calling the police on her once. she cried and in her angry voice she told me she was mad at me and that she was going to go sit down and not move. i said "thank goodness!" she got over it, got up, and slipped off to sneak into mackenzie's room and poke her hampster with a pencil through the cage.

ahhhh!

a lot to handle sometimes. thank goodness she is my only child.

oh yeah, that's right...

i have 5 more!

often times they drive me crazy but never to an equal extreme.

6 children. often a handful. always loved.

help!

be sure to stop back by tomorrow. i have a new little tyler fashion mini series i will be sharing. and tomorrow is also the start of our my funny valentine cutest couple photo contest. be sure to get those photos ready! ♥


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